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Tony La Russa’s Arizona Job Description Revealed

Surely you’ve heard by now, but longtime Cardinal manager and haircut avoider Tony La Russa laid claim to a job with the woeful Arizona Diamondbacks a couple of weeks back. La Russa’s official job title is that of Chief Baseball Officer, a position that invites scant thoughts that amount to more than pure speculation. Thankfully, an undisclosed source has revealed to us the dirty details of Tony’s new job. It’s entirely up to you when it comes to whether or not to believe our source (don’t, this is all made-up), but the specifics are truly fascinating. Continue reading